“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

Yeah but Judge has an unfair advantage. At 6'7", the guy obviously has a big heart.

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

You’re an asshole and I feel sorry for your employees.

You’d rather people be in a position where they can’t rely on their spouse’s income or a savings account for only 8 weeks? Fuck man that sounds dreadful, I hope you’re not underpaying your employees who are obviously so thankful for your kindness lol

While we’re on the topic of Chrises, Chris Pine in Come Hell or High Water was a revelation. A REVELATION I SAY!

Dude. Go see it. Now.

Snowpiercer was really good, agreed. I’m not nearly as adventurous with movies as I used to be and that one was a lucky stab.

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

Saban’s humorless hyper-competence follows in the footsteps of Bear Bryant as modern day versions of the generals that Alabama didn’t have during the Civil War

The really sad thing is he had that “my email address is hashtag I don’t care” so locked and loaded and ready to that it is clear it was a line he thought about and prepared and was waiting to throw out there, and it is just so so terrible. 

“Perfect is the enemy of the good” is my personal moral philosophy and what I try to situate my life around. Which is probably why The Good Place (and, related, Schitt’s Creek, because I think they have very similar philosophies about the ability for people to change) is my favorite show to come along in years. (Well,…

I don’t think Caroline loves her kids any more than Logan does. In fact, she set them up to have their hearts broken by pointing out/proving that Logan cares more about the Hamptons house than he does about spending the holidays with his kids. (Side note: it isn’t like they’re 13. They’re grown-ass adults who can…

mini-series. It’s amazing, it also stars the mother from Succession and explores similar themes of upbringing in such world (with a more tragic and depressing childhood than Roys have, for sure)

“Kendall is not the least bit sympathetic. He is a cold, manipulative millionaire that bangs beautiful women and doesn’t give a damn about anyone and his all-encompassing drug habit.”

It’s been heartbreaking how we’ve seen flashes of the old Kendall re-emerge later in the season, with his kill-or-be-killed bravura and random hilarious shit-talking, only to be snuffed out again when Logan deems it so.

They don’t do emotions but they sure do guilt.

Why can’t it be both? In this family love isn’t normally expressed; it’s shown in power moves that can simultaneously hurt the objects of that love or use them as pawns to hurt someone else. Remember she chastised Shiv for not visiting since she was 18 and later she told Kendall that they had a good dinner and if he…

I don’t think she wants the kids for Xmas because she loves them. She did it to show the kids that Logan is a money-grubbing bastard. She doesn’t like the kids any more than the Summer Palace.