Im in social work too and have received a few texts that weren't meant for me.... But none near as hilarious as that!! Omg I bet that client is so embarrassed

I work in a social work department. One of my social worker colleagues had a text from one of his service users the other day. The text said “do you want to get together later for anal and then I’ll return the favour?” Then there were loads of texts saying “that wasn’t meant for you.”

No reprisal?! #canceldaredevil

oh makes sense. Grew up about 20 mins away, sometimes its easier to go past an circle back.

Happy Traveler was NOT born in 1981

Well that’s just naive, champ.

Not as good as if I’d had $1 million+ to spend on it.

How’s the house looking?

Yeah, no. 

You stabbed him.

I had a guy ask me if I had any tattoos and when I drew out the simple one I had on a napkin, he got super quiet and told me that my tattoo was a design he had written about in a story years ago and that because I had it, I was the Chosen One.

BaE reads like he wants the chance to break up with her. The comments about how the tables have turned with him being out of her league (to, what, her being out of his league?), and how he needs to confirm he’s out of love with her. I think it’s less about closure, and more about being the one who got dumped.

Agreed. I’ve been in BaE’s shoes before, and that kind of depression really can make for a miserable living situation, and the relationship can deteriorate as a result to the point where it’s no longer salvageable.

The BaE story makes me think there’s a lot more from the GF’s side that’s being left out. Even from his own story, he basically admits that he was horrible to live with for the past year; she has no obligation to him to give him anything or any time to fix himself, especially after she already put up with it for said…

You’re inferring a lot about the situation that we simply don’t know; depression and weight-gain have high co-morbidity, but from the contents of his letter, we have insufficient information as to which is the root causal factor, or even whether a third factor may be responsible.

all i got from that was you had a t-shirt tucked in your umbros and then i stopped reading because i knew right then and there you weren't getting laid.

I'm from Oklahoma and thats the first I heard of that law.

I took exception to that line, and I'm not from Oklahoma. A whole can of kidney beans seems like an awful lot to ask for. I'd be happy getting the sludge at the bottom of the kidney bean can for that racist, willfully ignorant hellhole.

True story: when I took my AP History exam, a girl I totally had the hots for was sitting behind me. It was a hot late-May day, so I was wearing shorts and sneakers with no socks. Because I was a Very Serious Student, I was hunched over the test, with my legs tucked under the chair. About an hour into the test, I felt…