Must be one charming mofo. What the hell does someone like that have to offer an 18 year old!

Jesus what a creeper! The cheating part is bad enough, but way to go cradle robbing.

Mine is a two-strike league. So one loss doesn’t automatically eliminate you. Out of the 133 that started the league, three are left with perfect records and about 30 or so left with one strike.

That’s true. In my experience it’s, like, going through my phone numbers and “oh I haven’t seen K in awhile! I wonder what she’s up to” and texting her and then being like “oh you haven’t had sex in awhile? Funny coincidence, neither have I!”

Sure, maintenance sex. I like that! Maintenance is important! Upkeep is good haha

Ehh, its not THAT surprising. These people all value making money & loyalty, orders of magnitude over winning. This is why the same dipshits like Gruden become coaches, because ownership likes those guys. They don’t care about winning or not winning so long as they a) are enjoying themselves b) are making money.

I think it depends on if there was a clean/mutual break or if there were already unresolved feelings. Sucks that you’re in that position :(

FUCKING VIKINGS GAME *head to desk*

You think? It’s definitely down to those 2 for me. This week is tough! 

It’d be weird if it wasn’t common knowledge that she thinks he’s hot.

That’s always a good move.

So..... I still should pick the Colts in my Survivor League this week, right? I know the Colts suck, but Buffalo with either Derek or Peterman is BAAAAAAD.

My anecdotal experience definitely backs this up. Sometimes, it’s been awhile since 2 people have had sex, and hey if they already know the sex with each other is good, why not! So what if one person thinks the other is KIND OF an asshole, and the other thinks the first person is KINDA lame. Banging is dope!

LMAO damnit autocorrect, you've beaten me again!! HARDEN. H-A-R-D-E-N you stupid motherfucker of a phone.

God I hate James Howard. That Game 7 was like doing cocaine for 3 hours for me.

.... He’s asking how the fictional characters could afford Vaughan in the 70s, not “how did HBO afford that?”

That sounds extremely condescending, not sure if you meant to.

That “something” they truly believed in was the ability to own other human beings as property.

It’s no SO young. They are fully fledged adults. They are not at the mercy of hormones like teenagers.

True, but the effects ripple out. If they were down 3 instead of 4 on their last drive, they don't need a Tyreek Hill TD. They can get a FG and still have it tied, so they could've had a slower and more conservative drive instead of that one long Hill touchdown, thus being able to tie the game without giving the Pats…