Oooh, I have a good one!

That’s never a bad idea. Although I think I’m Lebowski’d out for now. I’m much more on Miller’s Crossing, O Brother, Raising Arizona, and No Country. Also Fargo, because Fargo is literally a sequence of perfect scenes one right after the other.

It’s week 5, and my Survivor League has been SHATTERED by the madness.

I get you, that’s a reasonable point of view. I feel like the spectacle of football is better now than it’s ever been, but yes refereeing continues to be a big thorn in the NFL’s side.

He’s not THAT smart- the Patriots Super Bowl proved him to be a fraud. They won the previous year because the entire team strategy was to have the Legion of Boom committing holding and PI on every single play and basically daring the refs to call it- which they never did. Also he coddles Russell Wilson which led to a…

It’s not just about the scoring though. Through 4 weeks, this has been maybe the most exhilarating NFL season in recent memory, for many reasons. The upsets (Vikings-Bills! Browns-Steelers! Lions-Patriots! the Browns won!), the ties, Khalil Mack decapitating teams single-handedly. Every single NFL timeslot has been…

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WHAT?! Who is this terrible human being!

Is there wire fraud or illegal activities involved in getting academic scholarships for engineering?

Hes not wrong though

LOL but no team is ALL homegrown talent.

Oh, agreed 100%

I just find him so annoying. “SEEEEEEEEE YA!”

Okay I’m a Yankees fan, but yeah I hate that too haha

I legit totally forgot about that :( this is why Drunk Zukka should never post

Oh yeah that whole thing with the Tigers last year really pissed off my friends R and B from Michigan.

Okay i actually legit forgot about Chapman when i wrote that. Ugh this is why you don't post while drunk, Zukka!

I don’t know what your team is, but I am positive that if the Stanton deal fell into your lap you guys would’ve taken it as well. That’s the Marlin’s dumbassery, and the Yankees capitalized on it just like anyone else would have.

This is what I find funny. Like “AHHH HATING ON THE YANKEES BECAUSE IT’S THE THING TO DO AHHHH”, but like..... who is actually hatable here? As a person? 

Halal Guys is not what I am referring to, although I can see how you could make that mistake- they’re like the Walmart of halal carts. If you ever return to our fair city, and you just walk across any street- literally, ANY street- in Midtown and get a cart, that will almost certainly NOT be Halal Guys.