Why didn't the Browns go for 2 to make it a 9point game? 

I wish I could help. Come hang in NYC!

<3 <3 <3 I am so sorry to hear that. Things just aren't going the way you thought they would?

LMAO

Wellllllllll i definitely just puked this morning :( :( :( my tummy hurts

Well I‘ll assume that “knees-up” means some sort of celebration, in which case, YES!

Yay! What are you doing for yours? For me, it’s just the annual tradition of parking my ass at the beer garden from 3pm-1am and having my lovely friends come and go all day. It was wonderful weather (as it somehow always is) and I am much loved, so it was a great day of drinking and card games and booze and loved ones…

Those really are spectacular. Damn, why didn’t I commission you for my already-nearly-perfect bday shindig at the Bohemian Beer Garden and somehow make it even better?!

<3 <3 <3 hey you, how are yo? Are you feeling okay?

Hahaha awwww kitty!!!!!!

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Yesssss i love birthday shindigs!!!!

Ahhhh it's Zukkapalooza! My birthday shindig!!!!!

Ehh, there is too much circumstantial evidence- like, the whole plot point of how Michael took an actual Good Place Janet.

“....”

I think so too.... And yet, she is NOWHERE to be found in B.B. I do truly doubt she is Snank, but then... where is she! 

LMAO

LMAO I dont kow what this GIF means. Am I being stupid, is that what you’re saying?

It’s just another form of shaming. The only type of shaming that is acceptable, in my mind, is asshole shaming. Shame Trump because he’s a piece of shit. Shame McConnell because he’s a piece of shit. Shame Kavanaugh, shame Tomi Lahren, shame all of those motherfuckers. But I think sexuality-shaming isn’t cool.

Because the implication is that there’s no way this guy is a virgin, it’s just not possible! As if that’s freakish or abnormal.