You were 24 fucking a 17 year old. You are a disgusting piece of shit.

My new favorite statistic in all of football: The Browns, at 0-0-1, had their best start to a season since 2004.

That punchline tho

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Well that’s disappointing. But I suppose, not really surprising.

.... Almost every long term contract has that at the tail end

The Secaucus thing is a little annoying, sure, but I’ve never had problems with the trains running late.

I wasnt consulted about this expedition!

Why didnt you take the train from Penn Station?

Hes top 5, although you’re right below those 3. But last 2 years have shown just how good he is.

Its possible! Tbh everyone comes out sounding like they have zero maturity/emotional intelligence, even though he has shown himself to be supremely eloquent about social issues.

There absolutely was a poorly run team. Just because Wilson is a generational talent at QB, it sounds like Carroll catered to him specifically, to the detriment of the team. Sort of like the Patriots shipping away Garoppolo to keep Brady happy.

I really dont think that came down to a skill disparity! Which of course is what makes sports so exciting to watch. Just 2 consecutive metaphorical coin flips that went against ATL.

Thats true. I was thinking about the only team i can think of that is TRULY head and shoulders above the competition is this iteration of the Warriors, but those Spurs had a huge run too.

NFL has such a small sample size. And I DO think luck plays an incredibly large role in outcomes. 

“How often does the better team win” honestly, when all is said and done, probably no more than 55% of the time. The differences at the absolute pinnacle of a sport are so razor thin. Look at last nights Eagles/Falcons game! A single Julio Jones catch is the difference. You run that final play over and over, it…

That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!

I fucking love you

I must’ve missed something- where is JLaw an alcoholic?

Haha this is true!