Well Avatar was..... okay? And for the record The Hurt Locker DEFINITELY deserved to win over it, The Hurt Locker is dope. Does Avatar really have a passionate fanbase?

My Facebook right now is incredibly milquetoast. 90% of it is pictures of me and my flag football team, statuses about how The Good Place/Better Call Saul/The Expanse/Westworld/Game of Thrones (whichever is on right at that moment) are amazing, corny jokes. Very carefully curated, as it always has been. If I read a…

They are very much related. Both have to do with how you are perceived by the public at large.

-No love for The Temple Run in Legends of the Hidden Temple?!?!?!

Uhh, OF COURSE you should. Frankly, I am surprised publicists don’t all do this already. When I was in freaking high school I was smart enough to realize that posting drunk pictures of myself on Facebook could have negative consequences... And I was a fucking dumbass in high school! If dipshit Zukka could figure that…

LOL spawning.

You kids! Back in my day, parents clutched their pearls about us spending too much time on the N64 and how that would stunt emotional growth! And before that, it was “don’t let your kids watch too much television or else they’ll become permanently zombified” or something.

Mmmm, sugar water and high fructose corn syrup!

I just, like a few weeks ago, realized that the name, ‘Cardi B’ comes from a nickname for Bacardi. I R SMART!

For some reason, this makes me think of the big dance sequence from the end of Little Miss Sunshine.

Instead of debating you just dismiss my comment? Really?

Ahhh but by that same logic, the other team has a full on scouting report on you, and will know exactly what to do. “Oh Drew swings at everything, hit the corners”. “He doesn’t have the reflexes to check swing, throw low”.

LMAO “uhhh hi random person who I DEFINITELY don’t recognize!!!!!” 

Absolutely incorrect. Some celebrities BECOME celebrities so they can be loved by fawning fans. 

You don’t know that. It depends on how the dad approached him, whether he was interrupting a conversation, and other things. I’ve met plenty of celebrities (grew up on the Upper West Side of Manhattan), and 9 times out of 10 if you’re not weird, and you just go up and say something like “hey sorry to bother you, I…

Law of Averages doesn’t really apply when we are talking about the top 0.00001% of people at a particular skillset vs. someone right in the big fat juicy part of the bell curve. There is SO MUCH that goes into getting on base. You have to not get outsmarted by the pitcher. It’s not just about having the reflexes to…

Ahhh yeah that’s a great one. It’s really down and dirty too! Those Lannister soldiers certainly get some good kicks in on The Hound.

THAT is an interesting point. If, because the rules of this exercise, we’re in the, like, 19th inning of a doubleheader and it’s up to the backup SS to pitch or something maybe.

Exactly, I’d miss the bunt and then my hand would no longer exist. Or I’d have a crater in my abdomen. Neither is ideal.

Wow, Let’s Remember A Guy indeed! That’s pretty cool