Lets say you can get the ball in play 1 in 50 times. I think that is UNFATHOMABLY optimistic, but let’s go with that for argument’s sake. So that’s 14 times the ball is in play.

I feel like Game of Thrones has some consistently good sword fights. Whether the quality of the show’s writing has remained is definitely up for debate.... But the Tower of Joy, the Mountain and The Viper, Brienne vs. The Hound, those are all really badass.

Yeah. Ive seen Aaron Judge make that laser throw from Right Field to Home Plate, and so nonchalantly at that. They can peg 1st wayyyyy before I get there no problem.

Oh definitely. Maybe a 50 ERA. If you’re lucky have a couple pop ups. You don’t need to strike’em out!

And to the people that say they would just bunt:

Absolutely not. Because the law of averages don’t apply when we are talking about the 99.9999th percentile of baseball talent on the planet. Literally 1 in a million are as good at baseball as any given MLB player. That is so many standard deviations away from the median. It’s not just the speed- I’d also have…

And even if I SOMEHOW put the ball in play.... It’d be going so slowly because I am not nearly as strong as any of these guys, that the infield would have no problem getting to it for an easy out.

RIGHT. It’s not just the speed, it’s fooling the batters and getting them to swing at off-speed outside pitches. I would never be able to tell where a pitcher is going to place a ball, and neither could most people.

Precisely. And that extra 10MPH is A LOT.

Ooooh, that last one.

-This very website has detailed how the Detroit Tigers have a sub-optimal logo.

He shattered the record.

LOL that ridiculous take. Come see how competitive the men and women are in my coed flag football league. 

No, we’re not. You are wrong, and your ideas are antiquated and moronic. Women on my friends all the time. It’s not that uncommon. Women are just as likely to initiate romance as men are.

I know I am a good looking guy, thanks. You are obsessed with this concept of “men doing all the emotional labor”, but it is completely inaccurate. You want to play the victim card for us men, which is moronic. It is not the man’s job to impress the woman, it is the pursuer’s job to impress the object of their…

I couldn’t agree more. He is being willfully obtuse about the realities of dating for women, and only seeing things through a selfish lens. 

I don’t think anyone here is implying that all women “are the complete package”. I think the point everyone is making is that it is an objectively good thing that women are empowered and independent to the extent that THEY can choose when and if to end a relationship, whereas in the past that decision was almost made…

.... No, it’s that guy commenter Wherehaveyoubeenallmylife who thinks he is hot shit. All of the women here are trying to educate him on things he has shown to know NOTHING about. In what way do the women commenting here come off as arrogant? 

Here’s a pro tip about communicating: When people say they are great at communicating but EVERYBODY ELSE is bad at listening, is confused about how communication works.

No, men do not “hold women’s hands” through the dating process. Men make it really easy for women? If that were true women wouldn’t have their guards up constantly because of men being too handsy/forward/constantly catcalling/sexually harassing them at their jobs. Dating is definitely hard for women, just as it is for…