I agree with you on the point that overly complicated infotainment systems are stupid to put in a vehicle. Having said that, as I spend way too much time driving, comfort is of the utmost importance to me, and good audio is a major component to my comfort. I'm not a racer, I'm a cruiser. The last Ford I bought was…

I'm from a Ford family, my old man worked for them for 40 years, my Father-in-Law still works for them after 30+ years. I've been exclusively a Ford driver since '86. But this year I bought off brand for the first time. Specifically because Ford's infotainment system was such a turd. And while I am glad they are…

Mini Cooper Ski Jump coaster

Well, he turned.

For those of us who don't really understand any of this sportball nonsense, is a 20% success rate that remarkable for 3-point shots?

Bottom line: In an open office, there's no place to pick your nose.

Nice to know that you can drop 6 (or 7?) figures on a car and still get the stupid yellow warning stickers all over the interior.

This fuckbag was running for state senator . His facebook page also has a running history into his DVD purchases... kind of a window into his dark, dingy soul.

I said the same thing about the chick I picked up last night.

$120,000?!!? Crack pipe at $1,200.00

Would I be out of bounds if I were to assume that Vette was a rental? Because yellow. Every new yellow vette I've seen in Vegas has been a rental. Which ain't many, granted... but still.

Let me get this straight... it's a 3d object, painted to look like a 2d object, that was drawn to look like a 3d object, then photographed so it really is a 2d object that looks three dimensional...

I bet holding it in your hand, it looks like ass, and only looks good in pictures. That's not to criticize, that's just…

Plankton and the squirrel are the third row. Note the squirrel chair is actually furry.

Now you know how muslims feel when people say "ALL MOOSLEMS ARE TERRORISTS! if there are GOOD MOOSLEMS, then why don't they do something about the terrorists?!"

Well... if there are good Texans, why don't you do something about the fuckwits that give your favorite state such a shit reputation?

You're a certified fuckwit. People get "gay married" because there are legal and financial benefits to being in a legally recognized relationship, you moron. It has fuckall to do with a magical man in the sky who knows where you stick your peepee at night.

Can I get a Mussolini for my Fiat?

I want these for my Fiat 500.

Maybe if they removed all the body panels and replaced them with naked supermodels, then the truck might look good.

Granted, I'm a clown and not a mechanic, but what this list tells me is that he had 9 better motors to choose from.

Johnny Cash's 1956-57-58-59-60-61-62-63-64-65-66-67-68-69-70-71-72 Cadillac