Wow, is it April already? HA! April Fools! Ok, you got us.

I just wanted to take a moment to congratulate you on launching the stupidest argument ever in the history of the Gawker network. This is better than “a circle has no area”. Good job, sirrah.

No man, not Herb! The other guy! The guy who traded in the low milage Subbie! Find him! Ask him all the questions! It is your Honda civic duty!

A good journalist would contact the dealership and ask to be put in contact with the mysterious recluse who traded in these cars, and attempt to get an answer to all 13 of his questions, then report back with his findings.

Nobody can tell me how driverless cars are going to deal with passengers (or their human waste/biological mess) who can’t or won’t get out. Think drunks, drug ODs, random belligerent fuckheads. Until this happens, I don’t see driverless cars working any time soon. Have the Google nerds thought of a solution? Can you…

People who have never been there before.

It’s a good setup to lead into Planet Hulk, also. We might get lucky.

But people took it seriously.

Some guys pay extra for that.

Will never be able to look at Steven Ogg the same way again. Thanks, guys. Really.

That blob in the top right corner is a dick, isn’t it?

Lego Centipede

The opening pic looks like a screenshot from Project:Cars

If it’s a plasma, they are melting their legs.

Raise your hand if you wanna play BattleTech, or... just thinking this is making me turgid... CityTech! on a Google Earth map.

It doesn’t HAVE to be Elektra-Hand-Bullseye... but you are correct in thinking that it SHOULD be. :)

I think he should be doing a children’s show. He could be the next Mr. Rogers.

This could be a bug that was introduced during one of the final final updates. So during 99% of the testing, the bug wasn't there to be discovered.

They need to leave out titties and cigarettes. That's it.