For those of us who don't really understand any of this sportball nonsense, is a 20% success rate that remarkable for 3-point shots?

I don't understand how somebody can look at a bug as big as a man's torso and think "OM NOM NOM".

Bottom line: In an open office, there's no place to pick your nose.

Nice to know that you can drop 6 (or 7?) figures on a car and still get the stupid yellow warning stickers all over the interior.

This fuckbag was running for state senator . His facebook page also has a running history into his DVD purchases... kind of a window into his dark, dingy soul.

Ok, now you're just being silly.

No, 12.2" is not enough to get me to upgrade.

I said the same thing about the chick I picked up last night.

$120,000?!!? Crack pipe at $1,200.00

Would I be out of bounds if I were to assume that Vette was a rental? Because yellow. Every new yellow vette I've seen in Vegas has been a rental. Which ain't many, granted... but still.

Let me get this straight... it's a 3d object, painted to look like a 2d object, that was drawn to look like a 3d object, then photographed so it really is a 2d object that looks three dimensional...

I bet holding it in your hand, it looks like ass, and only looks good in pictures. That's not to criticize, that's just…

Plankton and the squirrel are the third row. Note the squirrel chair is actually furry.

Skeletor and He-Man are no longer available, so... nothing to see here, move along.

Now you know how muslims feel when people say "ALL MOOSLEMS ARE TERRORISTS! if there are GOOD MOOSLEMS, then why don't they do something about the terrorists?!"

Well... if there are good Texans, why don't you do something about the fuckwits that give your favorite state such a shit reputation?

You're a certified fuckwit. People get "gay married" because there are legal and financial benefits to being in a legally recognized relationship, you moron. It has fuckall to do with a magical man in the sky who knows where you stick your peepee at night.

Getting rid of the children immediately is more a matter of production efficiency , I think. When you are pumping out a low budget show with only a few key actors, the last thing you want to do is introduce two children into the mix and have to deal with all the added expense and headache that comes with them.

At what point do you think he looked down the barrel with one eye and said "Hmmm..."

Can I get a Mussolini for my Fiat?

In the time it took you to post your stupid question and then try to defend it, you wasted more time than you would have if you had simply read the fucking article. But you were too busy for that. How much time did you waste reading this? More than I did typing it? Are you gonna eat that pickle? My dog has a cyst. In…

I want these for my Fiat 500.