Maybe if they removed all the body panels and replaced them with naked supermodels, then the truck might look good.

Granted, I'm a clown and not a mechanic, but what this list tells me is that he had 9 better motors to choose from.

Johnny Cash's 1956-57-58-59-60-61-62-63-64-65-66-67-68-69-70-71-72 Cadillac

Absolutlely on point. It would be an ok little truck if it didn't have the emblem and RAM all over it, because it very much isn't.

They should call it the Fiat Goat.

I will use ApplePay at Walgreens to buy all my cigarettes.

Ayup, I watched this thing too. And for the same reasons as you, I suspect...

What's up with Benz? Still suffering from Chrysleritis?

You clinch a victory. You clench your sphincter. While it is possible to do both at the same time, you cannot clench a victory.

Umm... they all look the same to me.

No.

Try this.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/hsij/

Try chasing some intelligent mice around your house and see how effective you are at catching them... Just sayin'...

Operating budget would be the only reason to get the EB, I think. Gas and insurance could be a deal breaker for The Poors.

Lyonheart sounds like Vapor in the making. Like right now. Which is a shame, because goddamn that's a purdy vehicle.

http://www.lyonheart.com/home.html

No comment needed.

You can buy one of these for $50k, or you can buy a top-shelf ATV for $10k, a top shelf Jetski for $15k and have $25k left over for hookers and blow.

This is how the kids do nowadays. Watch any tween youtube star, they all do the quick edit bullshit. Mainly because they can't deliver two sentences consecutively without fucking it up.

Just about every town has an abandoned mall these days... just sayin'...

The fact that you and I both had the same thought makes me think that it's not possible or else they would already be doing it. I mean, I can't speak for you, but I'm an idiot and I still came up with this solution pretty quick. There are much smarter people than I running this show, so I would think they already…