I think the real story here is what's being offered at that auction. Jesus Christ. Why aren't we talking about it here?

"You should still have to use your real legal name to register and validate the account."

I might be with you, I'm not sure. I loved II and III, but IV kinda lost me. I was never really able to solidify what bothers me about it, but you might be on to something with the whole superpowers thing...

This. The Brian Williams things work because it's all the same guy.

I've seen men get beheaded. I've seen a baby born with its heart on the outside of its chest. I've seen a man cut off his own leg with a saw. I've stared at the sun for five full minutes. None of the shit I've seen was as hard to watch as this video. Jesus Christ.

Pesky humans. Yes. But not the ones on the outside of the car. The ones on the inside of the car.

Scrapping at the Packard isn't a career choice. Think of it more as an ATM.

You would think at some point they would put up a sign that says "Just don't fucking park here".

You do understand that the problem here is the goddamned airlines, and not the person sitting in the seat in front of you, yes? If not, if you seriously think this is how airline travel should be going forward, please cut your own throat and save me the trouble.

Umm... 2.

He's got a flat tire.

"Tarlabaşı"

I spent over a minute trying to scrape that speck of dirt off my monitor under the "s".

Even after I scrolled, and the speck scrolled too.

I think that lady should be rendered into soap. And I think you should cross-post this to Jezebel. Because women can't drive and need to be reminded of this fact daily.

What are the specs on that pink bear? I bet it's a screamer.

But can it go from carpet to wood floors without making an adjustment?

Is this true? That would be stellar. While all these cockwrinkles were arguing about whether or not he should get paid, all I could think is, the BBC should give him a job.

Anybody who thinks this is the right way to build a city needs to look at Hanoi on the Google Earth.

If that's the actual toll road, where is the landslide it is supposed to be bypassing? On that little stretch of highway in the picture? They can't clear the dirt off 50feet of roadway? Seriously?

I dunno if that Fahey guy is full of shit or not, but if you search eBay for "Glod" or "Sliver" you can find some really good deals.