So, you mean... in a country where all the people look the same, some people look the same?

It's really not even the car's fault. I blame the article. If I never knew that 1.5 GPM stat, I'd be messing my pants like the rest of you. Ignorance is bliss.

Oh, I know, and I hate myself for it. Believe me, I do. But I still can't help but feel like I'm getting kicked in the nuts by somebody's huge carbon foot every time I see one of these things. So I don't feel as if I'm throwing stones, so much as I am catching them...

I understand why everybody has a hard on for this car. I get it, I really do. But I gotta tell you, as I toodle around town in my Fiat, every time I see one of these things, I'm instantly going to assume the guy driving it is a douchebag of epic proportions. Much like those guys who drive Raptors are instantly…

"I just don't understand why this was so aggressive," he said.

Because a cop's only tool is a hammer, which makes every problem a nail by default. He's lucky the SWAT team didn't flashbang his baby's crib and shoot his dog.

New Orleans street cars have had flipping/reversing seats for over 100 years now.

Even being totally useless, he should have stayed as a witness. Ferfucksakes, he had video of the accident. Maybe the injured don't find that immediately useful, but I bet the cops would.

But then again, as it says above, he also had video of that same Lambo going 200+mph on a public road, probably on the same memory…

Not fat rears. Dually.

It looks like a K5 Blazer fucked a Jungle Gym.

I kept waiting for the pipe to come off the drive wheel, the cart to suddenly hook up, and the kid to get launched into the garage door.

Just how fucking square are you?

Maybe it was these guys.

And we can't get this truck in the US because why? Goddamnit.

I can't believe nobody has mentioned this yet. Or maybe somebody has, I'm certainly not paying attention... But think about it this... the only thing that currently prevents people from shitting or puking or dying in the back seat of a taxi is the driver. And even then, sometimes he can't stop it. Once you lose the…

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The Spyder has the ass of a Chrysler Crossfire.

Imagine trying to dust that dashboard/clean the inside windshield.

I dare say that anyone with with enough sense to own a measuring device of some sort would not undertake such a foolhardy endeavor to begin with.

Buicks are like tampons. Hard to advertise their usefulness on the TV.

I'm 6'4", 260lbs, and I just bought a Fiat 500. It's pretty much like Hightower driving that Civic. But I love it.