And we can't get this truck in the US because why? Goddamnit.

I can't believe nobody has mentioned this yet. Or maybe somebody has, I'm certainly not paying attention... But think about it this... the only thing that currently prevents people from shitting or puking or dying in the back seat of a taxi is the driver. And even then, sometimes he can't stop it. Once you lose the…

Dude, me to. Now I gotta put cream on my dick three times a day. You should go see your doc and get swabbed.

They specifically refer to them as "reactive targets" on the show because they react when you shoot them.

Mustang EgoBoost

Call me when he does Cthulu plates.

And if anybody goes blind from drinking your homemade hooch, that's obviously the work of the local witch, and she should be burnt.

If everybody is in the pile, who takes the picture? ZOMG!

The Spyder has the ass of a Chrysler Crossfire.

Imagine trying to dust that dashboard/clean the inside windshield.

If this effect takes place over time, then that means the clock on your packaging starts ticking as soon as you produce the package. So not only does your product have an expiration date, but so does your packaging. I don't see that working.

I dare say that anyone with with enough sense to own a measuring device of some sort would not undertake such a foolhardy endeavor to begin with.

I am recommending your post specifically due to your chosen icon. I don't care about your silly sportballs trivia. Just thought you should know.

Buicks are like tampons. Hard to advertise their usefulness on the TV.

I'm 6'4", 260lbs, and I just bought a Fiat 500. It's pretty much like Hightower driving that Civic. But I love it.

It's entirely possible that the individual who wrote this "paper" is actually an intelligent and well-educated young man, and turned in something like this because this was all he was required to produce.

And they both sucked.

Problem: There is too much crap in the air.
Solution: Put more crap in the air.

I'm not sure I should tell you, because then you'll see it and won't be able to not see it and you'll blame me for the rest of your life.