Once you see it, you can't not see it.

You are insane. Who the hell are you talking to? What does this article have to do with Quentin Tarantino? Or the goddamn Cayman Islands? Or Gawker dodging taxes? What? Jesus. Is this the internet analog to the crazy homeless man who shouts about aliens controlling his brain via twitter messages?

This piece reminds me of an article I read about a rash of catalytic converter thefts in Chicago. The reporter didn't give much information, other than to detail the reasons why a stolen catalytic converter is worth money, where they are found on a vehicle, which type of vehicle is the easiest to remove them from, the…

Or you could, I dunno... put a key in a flower pot.

Not even going downhill. Now, falling off a cliff... maybe.

Did you see his control when he took that turn? He looks back at the camera and doesn't even spill his beer. Boss.

What is that?

Grab hand, break fingers. Simple, elegant, fun.

There are things we know we know. And there are things we know we don't know. But then there are the things we don't know we don't know, and those are the things you are asking us about.

I'm a little disappointed that the egg doesn't also have a cut-away showing an embryonic Yoshi inside.

No, they're prating.

It shouldn't be too hard to find a car in Canadia. They only got the one road.

I still like this guy better.

Francis was named Pope on 3/13/2013, and before that his name wasn't Francis, and nobody had any idea he was going to choose Francis...

Yeah. This thing needs a sail.

You're missing the bigger picture. $10mil from the US.

Yeah there is a trunk button on there, but it only works when the motor is off, so... saves you the trip outside, I guess. Sucks in places where your passenger is getting something in/out of the trunk, and not you... airport, shopping spouse, that sort of thing.

Hang on a minute, lads... I got a great idea... uhh...

The 6mil Man was my second choice. But bouncy Ferigno titties won me over.

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.