Cocktail weenie, please. Vienna sausage would also be acceptable.

RUSTY SLAMMINGTON!

It's got no airbags, so it's gotta be pre-'95, I think.

One could easily use something other than hands to squeeze the can. Two pieces of wood, perhaps. A twisted rope, maybe. A rock and a hard place. There are ways...

Fiat 600 Cabrio... looks fun. And cold. Probably mostly cold.

This is Jalopnik, where the car is the thing. Fuck people.

Not everybody needs to eat.

Hantz has two things those 'better' people don't have... money, and a plan.

If you're gambling, you should be drinking for 'free'. If you're not gambling, why the fuck did you come to Vegas? Rolling into town with your own case of beer in your trunk is like bringing a Hustler mag and some lube, because you already know you ain't gonna get no pussy on this trip either.

It levels out when you've got a fat English businessman sitting in it.

Imagine what the tree must be thinking.

I was waiting for the one solid contact with his face, but unfortunately it never came.

I hit the alt.binaries on usenet about every 3 months or so and gulp down gigs of random shit. Probably end up keeping about 40% of it. If I find an artist I enjoy through this method, then I will pursue more commercial outlets (if there is any) to get the rest of their stuff (if there is any).

Because they are stupid, and we love to shit on stupid people.

Cops aren't peace officers. I know, they are supposed to be, and they used to be, but they aren't anymore.

And in Texas in particular, they may never have been.

Too soon?

This one is perfect.

I'm almost certain that a car with many hundreds of horse powers is not right for the demographic that rarely breaks 60mph in the fast lane while still awake or breathing.

Any of the pimped out Caddies used for the James Bond flick "Live and Let Die" would get my vote, but especially the Dunham Coach "Corvorado" mashup.