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It's like the Time Cube guy opened a car dealership. And had a sex change.

Explorer, I think. Maybe Ranger... same innards on both. Has the CD player down below the deck, too.

We should stop all scientific advancement immediately, everywhere, because somebody somewhere will use something new to look at boobs and make his dick hard. Oh noes! Woe is me! Won't SOMEBODY think of the CHILDREN?

I wouldn't worry about any mechanical failures. Between the bike and that enormous boulder, he's got plenty of cushion should he fall...

Ewww! With a gammy leg?

I still do this today.

But I'm usually reading Playboy when it happens.

If you can't bring Moe to the Mountain, you gotta bring the Mountain to Moe. If LEGO can't license Mattel products, Mattel could certainly launch their own LEGO compatible MotU building block system. If people make enough noise, maybe they will.

We all know the Professor got more pussy than Garfield while he was on that Island. Why would he want to fix that boat?

I think the cage is what holds it all together, and where they saved most of the weight, by eliminating a lot of structural safety crap the street car has that this doesn't need. At least, that's the story I get from my ass. It knows more about cars than I do, so I usually go with it.

Old Man cars are still made today. But when they make 'em right, they aren't considered Old Man cars. The S-Class is about as pillowy as you can get. It even has actual pillows.

Good sir, that link... my god man. I have never seen such porn.

From the ass end, these could be brothers. Especially when glimpsed at speed on the freeway. I'm not sure which one should be more insulted by the comparison.

A hearse is a wagon, of sorts... right?

An adult storyline, an epic space battle, seriously strong characters, and ties in with most other continuities at some point... I don't know from alternate universes, I just know this needs to be a movie franchise.

You could. But you'd be hungry again in about half an hour...

It's a neat little stool, but there is one tiny (fatal) flaw...

In 2010, the borough of Manhattan's population density was 66,940 people per square mile, the highest of any county in the United States. When this micro apartment idea goes mainstream, expect a density of 200,000 people per square mile. Are you ready for that?

There is (was?) a cartoon about a boy and his family(?) who went around fighting monsters and such, and one of the kid's teammates looks EXACTLY like that early Chewy render. The name escapes me right now or I'd find the pic...