Well, now the guy also has his phone number...

Spend 18 hours driving in one direction, then turn around and drive back.

I got two words for you: Trunk Monkey Sexy Dance Party

As does mine. Why, just last night in the Taco Bell drive-thru...

Or you could just pull out your dick and pee like a man.

It hasn't dropped off at all. The goddamn Discovery Channel has a show right now about illegal street racers. Like they are role models, people that kids should look up to ... fucking dangerous idiot hillbillies is what they are.

Can you imagine the raft of shit he would have to eat if he came out one day with pearly whites? After all the guff he's given Hammond for having had his teeth whitened?

Does it have to be fiction?

You win this round.

I can see your point, but I disagree. I purposely posted the finest representation of a mini-truck I could find in my extensive and exhausting 30second Google Image Search (that wasn't also cock-blocked by my insufferable @work filters). It's awesome, as far as mini-trucks go, I'll give you that... The best of the…

Mini-trucks. Because Jesus Christ son! The fuck is the matter with you?

It's like a hummingbird fucked a lawnmower.

Marked cruisers should have a third blue headlight right in the middle. I mean, if they wanted to be fair...

Blasphemer! Shun the unbeliever! Shun him! SHUNNNNN!

I'm not sure anyone has pointed out that this thing has negative camber.

But if you're in the market, this old dude needs cataract surgery. He'll trade his sweet ride for new eyes. I'd vote NP on this one, for sure.

I always thought it was neat, how it got bigger when things got real exciting.