You are trying to use logic and reason to understand the actions of a person living in a world where those things just do not apply.

Moorcock's Eternal Champion Saga(s) - Elric, Corum, Hawkmoon, Erekose, Jerry Cornelius, et al. I would love to see each series of books being shown in a single season, each season brings a new incarnation of the Eternal Champion.

HAHA! OMG! That's uncanny!

As opposed to today, when it's still 100 degrees and humid, but the swamp is mostly piss and vomit.

Krull

I think rather than spray this on after painting, it would make more sense to incorporate the tech into the paint. Instead of Clear Never-Wet, imagine an assortment of colors...

Be careful, or our democratically elected government will activate the embedded NSA app on your XboxOne and tap into your streaming Kinect feed to watch you do that thing you do with the peanut butter.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Pretty sure this guy is just using his pictures to justify his racism. You know he blames all that rubble on black people.

I can't imagine a scenario in which a person could enter such a vehicle with any amount of grace or dignity.

This is probably a really stupid question, but I'ma ask it anyways...

Why does the tach in the M go to 9k if it redlines at 4.5k? Wouldn't it go KA-BANG! before it got that high?

That other vehicle seems more sensible, tach goes to 8, redlines at 7, not 4.

Help me understand?

Imagine this on a matching trailer, being towed by the matching truck. OMG. It's pornographic.

You've never actually gone camping, have you?

Supercar fires are the only car fires you pay attention to.

Some stats I ganked from an ambulance chaser's website:

I agree the thing is ridiculous. But it was built with top speed as the primary concern, and off the line jumps were secondary, I'm sure. So a drag race isn't the best place to show it's abilities, and I would expect it to perform no better or worse off the line than any other car that was all hopped up on goofballs…

Will that fit in a Beetle?

Any fast car can race a Bugatti from 0 to whatever in a 1/4 mile.

Not any fast car can race a Bugatti from 200 to 250 on a rolling lap.

I concur with Dr. Butters. This thing will be the Wii of PCs.

Hoopties and Hennessy

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