It certainly is uncontaminated by cheese.

I don't think his kind of crazy is something you can learn. You either got it or you don't.

Personally, I'm not sure I could live like that dude. Seems too... I dunno... orderly.

I'm with you, but for different reasons. When they showed him backing out into the street, first thing that came to my mind is "One of these days, he's gonna get T-boned by some old broad in a Buick."

Oh snap. My mistake. The median income there isn't $6,000 a year.

IT'S $6,000 A MONTH. HOLY JESUS! And that's US $.

http://www.prweb.com/releases/singa…

Did you ever see the Seinfeld episode where Kramer and Nuemann take a truckload of aluminum cans to another state just to collect the deposits?

I've never wanted it more.

This makes me happy in my pantsy.

"How hard could it be?"

Have you seen the hearse version from Harold & Maude? Be.You.Tiful.

If you want to repeat this process in another 8 years, and use your daily driver as trade in, you'll get something for the VW. You won't get dick for the other two. If that matters to you...

This. Because dumb.

Bigger wheels would make a huge difference. Pardon the pun.

Wipers, blinkers, and headlamp dimmer belong on the stalk. THAT'S IT. Cruise buttons belong on the wheel, not the stalk. Window and door locks belong on the doors, not the center console. And radio controls belong on the radio, not the steering wheel.

Don't be silly. Everyone knows unicorns are gay.

I'll be sad if there is no update to this in the coming days/week. I need closure.

I concur with my assembled colleagues. Not a key job. Most likely some other rednecked hipster in an equally ridiculously over-sized vehicle backed into yours (the scratches go one way, then all stop at the same point) then pulled away again (the scratches reverse direction).

You're a fucking moron.

Knock yourself out

A car full of blanks can be annoying, but every car should have at least one blank, for aftermarket ish that requires a switch.