Any of the pimped out Caddies used for the James Bond flick "Live and Let Die" would get my vote, but especially the Dunham Coach "Corvorado" mashup.

It's like the Time Cube guy opened a car dealership. And had a sex change.

We all know the Professor got more pussy than Garfield while he was on that Island. Why would he want to fix that boat?

I think the cage is what holds it all together, and where they saved most of the weight, by eliminating a lot of structural safety crap the street car has that this doesn't need. At least, that's the story I get from my ass. It knows more about cars than I do, so I usually go with it.

Old Man cars are still made today. But when they make 'em right, they aren't considered Old Man cars. The S-Class is about as pillowy as you can get. It even has actual pillows.

Good sir, that link... my god man. I have never seen such porn.

From the ass end, these could be brothers. Especially when glimpsed at speed on the freeway. I'm not sure which one should be more insulted by the comparison.

A hearse is a wagon, of sorts... right?

Well, now the guy also has his phone number...

Spend 18 hours driving in one direction, then turn around and drive back.

I got two words for you: Trunk Monkey Sexy Dance Party

It hasn't dropped off at all. The goddamn Discovery Channel has a show right now about illegal street racers. Like they are role models, people that kids should look up to ... fucking dangerous idiot hillbillies is what they are.

Can you imagine the raft of shit he would have to eat if he came out one day with pearly whites? After all the guff he's given Hammond for having had his teeth whitened?

You win this round.

I can see your point, but I disagree. I purposely posted the finest representation of a mini-truck I could find in my extensive and exhausting 30second Google Image Search (that wasn't also cock-blocked by my insufferable @work filters). It's awesome, as far as mini-trucks go, I'll give you that... The best of the…

Mini-trucks. Because Jesus Christ son! The fuck is the matter with you?

Marked cruisers should have a third blue headlight right in the middle. I mean, if they wanted to be fair...