Kinda looks like a cooter. Not your fault entirely, I know. Klingon heads look like cooters. But now, with a smiling white boy peeking out from inside... really looks like The Miracle of Birth.

Also, that new silver Bug is tits.

The Swede has a point. I come from the internet.

Farty noises come from here

It's got Marty Feldman headlights

I hear Caswell is looking for a car for WRC...

Anybody with the brains and forethought to do some internet price comparisons is not going to buy a Mailbu, regardless of price. Why? Because even if they aren't gearheads and already know the Malibu is a POS, they will surely discover this fact during their online searches.

If I was building an android to do my bidding, I can guarandamntee you that it would look like this chick instead of Brent Fucking Spiner.

Coke mirror

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[in my best Cousin Vinnie voice] You mean to say, you find it unusual, that two separate pictures, of the saAame set of hands, could result in two DIFFerent! images, wherein the hands depicted look iDENtical in both sets of pictures?

Yah, most likely advertised at 40/40 under full customer load. Like, you and all your neighbors flushing at the same time. But when you flush all by yourself, you get the whole pipe all to yourself.

Don't be fooled. They are vicious.

Wouldn't have this problem if they made roads more exciting. You know, banked turns, jumps, walls of flaming hay bales...

From the ebay pics, it looks like the last axle has zero suspension components?

Again with this? No, no you can't lose the cable. You won't lose the cable. Because cable is still the best pipe to the crack you crave. It doesn't matter what flavor of crack you like, or who you get your crack from, Hulu, Netflix, Sony, Intel, etc. The crack will need to come through a pipe, and that pipe belongs…

The people who would pay $250 for this are the same kind of people who would wear that hat.

I'm gonna have to go with the clown on this one. Strictly speaking from the clown's perspective, of course.

Prostitute? Nono, I know! Meth cook! Am I right? What do I win?

Somebody forgot to carry the one.