Is your name not Peter?

Looks like it's you and me against the world, man. We'll have to take turns sleeping.

Don't say "they charge you nothing" unless that is how much you value your time and personal information. You pay. You pay very well. You just don't realize it.

Forget about the pour. These modern savages drink their beer COLD! Can you believe? I don't even...

For $12,000 you can buy an actual '67 Camaro instead of something that is trying hard to be one, and failing.

And they only got one road in Canada.

It's not the driver's fault. Those heffers are hard to steer.

Yours? Yes. Mine? No.

Don't worry. If we make enough noise about this problem, they will solve it by removing the human element altogether. Cue the Skynet in 3... 2...

The car looks good, though.

Didn't even need to read the write up. NP all day long.

Not sure why this is news. Lots of people put good tires on their new cars the day they buy them, because the stock tires are shit. We all know this. If these tires are a dealer option, then people who care will tick the box, and people who don't won't. Pretty sure they aren't standard because A) the MKZ costs, what?…

There could be many valid reasons why this is just the base v6 POS . Just because Shaq owned it doesn't mean Shaq drove it. Ever. This could be the wife's car. Or the nanny's car, used for taking Shaq Jr. to school or fetching groceries and dry cleaning.

Not everybody needs to do 60mph between stoplights. And driving a v8 in ATL traffic is a waste of about 7.5 cylinders... and all the gas burned in them.

The Volo Museum has an official REAL Mach 5 for sale right now at $80k.

I had my veins spun once. Best $20 I ever spent.

It would be safe to assume that even the box the thing comes in (including it's claim to glide across a smooth surface) is an homage to the movie itself, and not an actual marketing ploy aimed at getting unsuspecting parents to buy it for stupid children who think it will actually hover... or worse, stupid adults who…

Another 50hp would make it worth a look.

You got it all wrong. You don't start with the 275. You start with the semi-trailer with a half a dozen Lotus/Ariel/Caterham (pick your dedicated track car) or a dozen Miatas with enough tools, fuel, spare parts and race slicks to cover you for awhile, and THEN if you STILL have TONS of money left, and want…

What's the deal with all those little buttons and tiny doors on the front bumper? I mean, yeah I figure it's for all that magical sensor crap they put in their cars, but can't they hide that shit better?