Hey Quagmire, isn't there an "O" in "Countach"?

They lose their ass on free two-day shipping for Prime customers.

Are you doing meth again?

Nail, meet Hammer.

It looks like something from PeeWee's Playhouse. I bet it talks.

"...when it wrecked on the track's long straight."

I think that bronze number might just be the purdiest car I ever came across...

If this was real internets and not just a safety drill, then this is where somebody would post a pic of that guy from the TV saying it was aliens.

You win.

Because racecar.

I'm calling shenanigans. You don't win $200,000 from the swankiest hotel in Las Vegas and then take a goddamn TAXI to the airport. This town doesn't work that way.

This is why I tell hot chicks on facebook they should be happy I'm stalking them. Because what are the odds you would have TWO stalkers on facebook? If you got me, you're good.

Bingo. I would heart click or +1 you or whatever the hell this thing would let me do, if it would let me do it.

Who run Chevy Town?

So... Motorola is not part of the "money-sucking corporate scum brigade"? Just want to be clear before I send the check.

Food that is picked, processed, transported, purchased, and then put to use in some fashion, possibly other than consumption, perhaps to entertain children... that is not wasted food.

This is the Jersey Shore Limited Edition.

There is nothing wrong with that vehicle. I'd pay $800 for a car that could do that.

It would appear that you and I have both spent far too much time on the internet.

So many words used, just to say "NO"