I never understood that no feeding after midnight rule... I mean, midnight where? Time zones... Daylight savings time... these things matter.

Ok, there is no mystery here. Cops are just being lazy on this one.

"Reddit does require proof that a person is who they say they are if they make an Ask Me Anything. "

"One size fits all"

Forget the door. How do I fix a squeaky iPad?

"The only people who sport a mustache like that are cops and gay cops. And you don't look much like a cop to me."

Somebody needs to ride back to camp and get a shitload of matchbooks.

Could put a glass top on it. Still a fugly table, though. Ugh.

Can you explain to someone who can't put nuts on bolts why such a contraption would be necessary?

I concur with Dr. Me. Call us when somebody gets the balls to launch off the top, or go straight down the hill.

You got to think outside the box.

So in a few years, these kids will have someplace private to smoke pot and screw.

I wonder how much they billed the fat guy who lived on the top floor? Obviously, he caused that building to collapse. Damn fatty.

The issue, I think, is that a lot of the danger could be avoided if given proper attention. Those huge steel ramps could just as easily be huge steel tabletops, and then they wouldn't smash people all to hell when they miss the landing.

They can just hang a quarter from a ribbon and pin it to their chest.

This is extremely relevant to my automotive interests.

The trick is getting the big ticket industry types to attend the dinkier shows.

Meh?

I can't help but wonder what it would be like to drive around in a little car with a hot and noisy v8 in the cabin with me. I imagine it would be much like driving on the surface of the sun with Gilbert Gottfried in the passenger seat going "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *shift* "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *shift*…

You can teach a kid all the responsibility you want, once you get him in a group with other kids and pour some liquor down their throats, no amount of parenting can prevent them from making bad decisions.