Curb weight of a 2012 Prius ~ 3,000lbs.

God damn, so hot, and soooo bouncy.

Vegas, baby!

HIDE REPLIES! HIDE REPLIES! JESUS JUMPED UP CHRIST, HIDE THE FUCKING REPLIES!!!!

New QOTD: How many bodies can you stack in a dump truck?

The people who will buy a Juke-R already own a Ferrari 458, McLaren MP4-12C and a top of the line Skyline GTR Black Edition, so...

That was my first thought as well, but the side reflectors at the corners are not there on the Lincoln.

It's been turned into Jeopardy! You give us a list of answers and we have to figure out what the question was.

Is it just me, or does it seem silly to anyone else that a car with two wings would have all four wheels off the ground?

I agree. And putting them on both sides makes it worse.

Curb feelers on both sides.

I carry a hammer with me to fix this very problem.

So this thing would be on all the time in every woman's car, right?

Ask Caswell.

If you've ever driven in Nevada, you'd know how ridiculous lane departure warning systems really are.

Looks like a Celica got raped by a Caddy.

Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?

You guys got spunk.

Sometimes, more is really not less.

Edison never fucked up a Lamborghini