So would the VP.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Wow...as a lifelong Philly fan...it hurts so much that you aren’t with us.

I also hope that I am well thought of in my home town even after I help murder someone and destroy evidence. For all my faults- like that time I helped murder someone and destroy evidence- I feel like I have contributed a lot of positive speeches and tackles.

This became clear when number-crunchers began touting the incredible notion that there is no such thing as a clutch hitter.

Who cares about a bird? 50 Golden Eagles will easily take care of the wolves, lions, human and most likely the gorillas and bears as well. Just youtube “Golden Eagle Attacks”.

You sure as hell shouldn’t count on the guy with the gun to help you

“Sure, the NFL is rigged, but it’s rigged in favor of a handful of teams, not just one,” is not a defense of the NFL.

 someone who I broadly disagreed with on another article made one very fine point: often the assholes who take the time to learn to groom and manipulate children do the same to adults. I suspect that was at play.

Apparently, you haven’t heard the bible preached at you (I mean, none of those shits have read it). The Evangelical Audio Book (tm) correctly tells them that Jesus spent 98% of his words teaching the Two Sacred Truths.

C’mon, everybody is making up names this year. Don’t even try to tell me “Case Keenum” and “Blake Bortles” are real people. I know how the NFL empire works. It’s obvious they are just cross-promotional tie-ins as minor characters from The Last Jedi.

GRONK ONLY PAWN IN OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR OF LIFE

STOP! STOP WITH THIS!

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

GRONK LAUGH AT TOMMY FOR JAMMING ON HAND TOO HARD BECAUSE GRONK HAS DONE THAT [giggles] BUT THEN GRONK LEARN GRAVITY OF INJURY SITUATION AND NOW GRONK SAD

No offense, but I hope the Jaguars Defense, Fournette, and Blake Bortles (lol) beat the Pats so bad that you cry and pee.

So what you like about Romo is he helped you realize how much you love Tom Brady?

Or, you know, a real doctor/physical therapist.

Consent?

So, I teach Rhet/Comp (argumentative logic in a written capacity) at the college level, and have for the last twelve years.

The level of obfuscation, dissemblance, and general reliance on logical fallacies that this administration continues to engage in is absolutely flabbergasting. I’m no political pundit, but I do…