Whoa, what does the NCAA have to do with HOAs?

“And then I said, ‘The Lady IS a Tramp!’ HAHA! Eh, eh! You get it.”
“For the last fucking time, I’m not Tony Bennett.”

Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.

I’d argue that using the remaining battery on his smartphone to call/upload video to CNN is also a bad idea.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

No one likes you.

“Thoughts and prayers”

The answer is both simple and obvious: Alabama. Didn’t win their conference, didn’t even win their division, didn’t have to play an extra game against a high-quality opponent. If you’re only going to have a four-team playoff, you have to treat conference championship games as the defacto first round, and conference…

I think an expansion of the playoff needs to be offset by one fewer regular season game -- you’d basically be rewarding the best unpaid football players with an additional opportunity to have a career-ending injury.

In all fairness, there *is* a single hotel smack dab in the middle of the sports complex.

“Am I the only one who can’t warm up to this movie?”

“I gotta put my elves in a better position to make toys. This past Christmas is on me..... The Holiday is yours.”

Uh, well, ah, there’s like another universe where I didn’t confuse them. That’s where I’m posting this from. Bernie Sanders is President, and we successfully stopped global warming in time to save the weather as people in your universe used to know it.

Rays GM Erik Neander never played shortstop for the Giants.

The plotting itself in Act 2 was pointless. What Rian Johnson was trying to do (I’m not sure I totally agree with his decisions) was take the usual harebrained Star Wars convoluted Hail Mary hero plan and make it fail. And fail spectacularly.

I think we’ve had enough 2016 election takes at this point.

It was all fun until one teddy bear tried to leap into the stands to challenge a fan...

Please allow me to speak for my fellow Eagles fans when I say this: FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCKIN SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!!!

If she was hiking slowly, she would have been passed by other hikers. If she was doing 30 miles a day in a normal 10 hour day she would have passed other hikers. If she was slowly hiking 30 miles a day she would have yo-yo’d between being passed and passing others. There is no scenario where she would have been able…