Can we just agree that Captain Fuckface is a useless POS who has only one qualification and that is being a giant fucking racist which is the only thing his redneck, dipshit supporters care about.

Please go fuck yourself. He’s a fucking cop. It is a public fucking road. Your justification is very telling. Go wrap your shit around a pole if you think this is ok

So you’re cool with an officer who has probably handed out thousands and thousands in tickets to people for doing the exact same thing? Depending on how fast they got up to, it’s straight to jail for you or me and at least a $1k fine. No, fuck that cop and I’m glad he was caught. Should never be allowed behind the…

Is James’s non-catch demonstrably different from the Zach Ertz touchdown that helped the Eagles win the Super Bowl?

Plus, he’s a Navy veteran, with that sense of duty that service members have when the moment arises.

Homeboy is out there building houses for Habitat all the time. At age 92. Last summer he collapsed from dehydration then was back out there the next day. I have no doubts about Carter’s heroism.

I reckon Jimmy Carter would do it too. Sure, he’s got that kinda sad sack look about him, but those aw shucks sad sacks always turn out to be super heroes under pressure in the movies, then they fade back into the background. President Carter has certainly managed that last bit anyway.

Of all the horseshit he and this administration have asked me to believe, this takes the cake.

Briefly protecting motorists from blowouts doesn’t solve the problem.

Bullying is punching down. This is a wealthy white woman working as a mouthpiece for an organization that dishes out political donations in the tens of millions. This isn’t punching down. This is bringing someone who deserves it down a peg.

“Kevin Kelly.”

I’m 46 and I give myself a thorough trimming just about every Friday. Then I call my wife and remind her to pick up some booze on her way home from work.

You don’t see a difference between debunking a magic act and pushing someone to commit murder?

So, because he does it regularly, she shouldn’t be horrified by it? Just because she hasn’t heard of this guy/his shtick before, she’s not allowed to be offended by the premise now that she has? I’m not sure what you’re getting at.

Australia instituted draconian gun control followed up with rigorous enforcement. It went from a place with a lot of mass shootings to a place with none. So the idea that gun control absolutely cannot prevent mass shootings is a blatant lie, and done so for effect. (The effect, of course, is announcing you’re a ghoul…

Yeah, teenagers who just escaped a mass shooting after seeing their friends murdered should definitely be “taken to task” for saying “prevent” when they really mean “curtail.” Keep fighting the good fight.

Not only a liar, but someone lying “for effect”

You’re a real piece of shit

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

I like to think the photographer is a genius. He perfectly encapsulated how much of a fucking phony this jagoff is in one frame.