If you’re gonna shoot for the low-hanging fruit, at least be clever.

You know they’re all dead or in prison now, right? Like it’s a totally other group of coaches and executives at this point.

“I’ll allow it for the time being.”

Fuuuuuck yes. And that hand on the shoulder is something, too. Not as good as a kneel, but it’s a start. I hope this spreads, and spreads, and spreads.

Should have drank more water.

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

You forgot to add in where cops nationwide defend this while they get all sanctimonious about how they’re the thin blue line and no one can possibly understand the stress the job puts them through, so people need to cut them some slack when they gun down a deaf man with a metal cane.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

Nah. Acting like a fucking child because you were wronged is still acting like a fucking child.

If that includes macing/worse for mass brawls, mobs, etc... BRING IT. As someone who doesn’t fly into a fit of rage, throw things at people, break stuff when life doesn’t go my way, it is much appreciated.

Not a single thing excessive about this. If your team can’t behave in a civilized manner then you don’t get to complain when you are treated like a mob. Good for the 1 or 2 cops controlling the 30-40 people here.

So much LOL here. But your last three, short sentences....

It’s the random capitalization that really makes this pop. 

Unrelated

Hot ham water.

Depressing that he has to qualify a simple gesture of his personal dismay by pledging fealty to the military and hot dog sandwiches. The military already gets close to a trillion dollars a year, they don’t need my undying devotion.

He will be as quick to condemn White Supremacists as he is to condemn Putin.

OK... I need a link to a news story or this didn’t happen.

I’m so mad at OoT, and I’m not even the one suffering from the misfortune of being married to him.

Jabba: “So you can get my cargo delivered on time, despite the Imperial troubles in the area?”

Young Solo: “I can.”

Ron Howard Voice Over: “He can’t.”