Pretty sure my proximity to DC will mean a quick death. I am not equipped in any way to survive in a post-apocalyptic world, I have too many allergies and I doubt 1-800-Contacts would still be in business.

I’m alternately laughing and gagging.

I also wonder what the other thing flying in front of the shark is supposed to be. It almost looks like a skate, or a ray, maybe a bird?

 I honestly thought he was biting an apple then tossing it at the shark - perhaps with the hope of the shark choking......but then it exploded.

In all honesty, Sharknado makes more sense. Making that a phrase I never thought I’d say...

But sharks don’t have kneecaps!

This is a thing of beauty!

It’s amazing how many people want to pay you with “exposure”.

I live in a city with 3 large universities. Many students (read as: their parents) find it’s cheaper to rent their kid a apartment versus paying for on campus housing.

Love Davos! He’s definitely got (my phone keeps autocorrecting to “hot”) charisma.

My Galaxy has the auto DND feature, too. I do have it set so that my parents or brother can ring/text through in case of emergencies. It’s the key to a good night’s sleep!

Oh my yes - and I’ve got a decade on you, young one!

My parents are both in their early 80s and not slowing down - my mom goes to freakin’ Jazzercise for godsake. I come from a long lived line of folks, but unless they find a cure for chronic, clinical depression (sadly I can’t take the meds), I hope to christ I’m the one who breaks the trend. 60-ish sounds good.

This made my day! Thanks for posting

I didn’t see the original quote, so my brain went to swords.

Ah, but that ruins my sword fight!

For some reason my mind when to swords before guns.....

File under: “Foods you’d be fed in Hell”

Yep I can only imagine the horrors Cersi would visit on Ellaria and her daughter in revenge for Myrcella’s death

Yeah I assumed Ellaria and her daughter are Euron’s gift to Cersi, so she can get revenge for Myrcella being poisoned