I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

The best/worst is when they follow up “Where are you from?” with, “No, no, I mean what are you?”

And I still fail to see why all of the above cannot be reasons. Sexy fertility sculptures that reflect the ideal female body type for each area, those categories aren’t mutually exclusive. Why oversimplify? 

I can’t wait to think of this 9 year old bringing in a quarter of a billion dollars the next time I read a heartwarming tale about a 94 year old man delivering pizza to make ends meet who gets the unexpected tip of a lifetime! Or the teacher who is teaching classes online from the hospital the day after she gave…

I mean jeez, she did this stuff in every single episode. Does no one remember her single-handedly ending Dan Quayle’s political career?

You kids don’t remember Murphy Brown.

He’s also starring in the latest abomination remake of The Grinch. Do not google the photos or you’ll die in 7 days, probably.

Finally a more famous trans-person than Caitlin Jenner who can be a better representation for the trans community. Caitlin has done a terrible job and even supported trump, Elliot is a way better spokesperson.

Chris Brown is basically the first 5 entries on the Worst POC Chris list.

I’m sorry, but what needy, privileged BS to be so put out and annoyed by someone who dares to want to get you something you’d like or use. My mom asks us this same stuff every year, every year I tell her she doesn’t need to get us anything, but she wants to give us a gift. She will choose herself if I don’t give her…

Asking you to provide a list of things that would make good gifts for you and your husband is asking you to do the emotional labor of caring and being interested that your in-laws could, and don’t, do.

I had my priceless Picasso painting stolen from me! I will provide no evidence it was stolen or that I even ever had it. But anyone who questions me about this clearly took part in the theft!

For me, it’s not exhaustion so much as wariness about what kinds of dirty tricks he’ll try to pull between now and Jan. 20.

My understanding is gendered insults are bad because they weaponize existing inequalities, not because you cannot criticize another woman. I can hate and curse out Ivanka all I want without needing to say ‘she’s bad AND she’s a woman’. Just leave the second part out, it doesn’t add anything.

NV is pretty much a sure thing at this point, AZ is extremely unlikely to flip back (which is why some networks called it so early), PA is on track to flip blue by 6PM today, Biden is on pace to barely squeak out a win in GA (like, possibly under 2000 votes), and AFAIK the margin in WI is like 20x greater than the…

I don’t have hope. I’ve long stopped believing that Americans will do the right thing when a buffoon is at the helm, especially in 2004.

*waves in ADHD, undiagnosed until mid-thirties*

Is anyone else listening to You’re Wrong About’s podcast series on Diana? I heard about it over at The AV Club and I’m really enjoying what a well-researched, empathetic story it is.

“It sucks I made money off this industry,” Bowien writes, “I guess it will be cleansing to hear I walk away with nothing but debt.”