Every time my fiancee and I watch a movie where the protagonist drives a “crappy” car that is actually some cool old car (ex: in Bridesmaids she drives a Toyota 86 corolla), I mention that the realistic crappy car is pretty much exactly what you described. 2.5L Altima with a CVT and a boatload of cosmetic and…

When you go to places without phone signals.

Cloth seats are a trade off. They muffle the noises very effectively. However, they also absorb the smell so that when you go to remove the car seats, or whatever, you end up releasing a couple months worth of methane into your face. They also are a horrible pain to clean too.

Not necessarily “weird”, but back in days of yore (like 2002) when I was but a young lad, I received a happy meal toy that was a little saucer with a metal ball inside that you would guide through a maze by tilting the saucer. After being entertained by this for 6 seconds, I realized the saucer was about the same…

Weirdest thing that I’ve ever found in a car?

Too late. I filled the car up at the top with “free wood” and then unloaded it into some poor sap’s front yard at the bottom.

Good. We need regulation on these so-called self-driving cars. They are not ready for unlimited use on our roads and the public needs to understand that they may be held liable for their failure to properly monitor and drive their vehicles. Tesla seems to be the worst culprit as they actively market their product as a…

Let me pull your bootlicking ass out of the greys for a tick...

I firmly believe that 99% of cops are good people trying to do good work.

That’s a nice reminder that the entire world hasn’t gone completely to shit

At 16 years old, is corrosion really a reason for recall? Its just expected isn’t it?

Mercedes-Benz is offering free towing to owners of affected cars to make sure they can safely get their vehicles checked at the dealer.

he was lying.  dude was trying to beat a yellow and lost it because of Tesla’s ludicrous acceleration.

315 S runs directly into I-71 south in that part of Columbus, which goes without any intersections all the way to Cincy. If you find yourself unable to slow down, calling 911 and getting in the left lane would have been the smart move. There are plenty of places on 71 to slow yourself down, even if it meant scraping…

yeah its much better to get off the highway when youre doing 70mph and cant slow down and get onto surface streets in a busy downtown area near the fucking busy convention center.  dude needs to lose his license for the rest of his life. 

Your KBB is trade in value....

“An attorney representing Hertz says that the numerous arrests stem from the pre-bankruptcy Hertz corporation;”

I see two issues with this example...

So RIP the tires on < 1% of the new Corvettes on the road?

Yeah. NYC sees these numbers and laughs until it cries. We started building the East Side Access to bring the Long Island Railroad into Grand Central Terminal in nineteen-fucking-sixty-seven. It’s supposed to open later this year; “major” construction is finally complete but they’re still building out platform access.…