Lawrence, I think that adds greatly to the absurdity of the story. You should have absolutely included that bit, it wouldn’t have been wordy.

Sorry, unattended property on the roadway should be impounded until it is reclaimed by the owner after paying the towing and storage.

This feels like old Jalopnik and I am here for it...

Everyone that knows cars - “Minivans are horrible, would never own one.”

*Cough* Foxconn *Cough*

Can BMW confirm they are performing an experiment on its loyal customers to see how ugly they can make the 4-series before sales drop?

What’s up with all of that weird-ass piano black cladding around the exhaust tips in the rear? It’s like the designers saw the black arches from the new WRX and thought “that would look great and totally not out of place on the new 4er gran coupe.”

Saw one this weekend, it is worse... way worse in person. This one was green. I just kinda stopped and stared of how much was both blocked off as well as grill....

I vote for a vac-formed plastic shell over a Harbor Freight Predator:)

“ wtf is with these prices?”

Ffs at least start producing more American oil wtf is with these prices? 

“Other people don’t have insurance; so to protect them, I don’t do part of my job, that I could do outside the city limits anyway” is pretty interesting stuff.

yeah, it is the rental cars that are the most dangerous and make you drve aggressively

I am also confused by this. Does having a press car somehow make you an unsafe driver? Shouldn’t driving different cars be part of the job of an automotive journalist?

“It’s one of the reasons I stopped accepting press cars, as I didn’t want a simple mistake to ruin the lives of any of my fellow Detroiters.”

The more I read about these stories, the more I wish Hertz didn’t survive bankruptcy.

Missed headline opportunity: “Arizona Man Gives New Mercedes Thumbs-Down”

Carolina Squat trucks. I’m just plain tired of their f-ing headlights not being adjusted to proper levels which never can/could be

Touchscreen everything in lieu of physical buttons and dials

3400 hour Flight Instructor, here...One hell of a job in my opinion. Bear in mind that this guy is a student pilot, and he only has about 2,000 feet of altitude. Not really much time to pull out a written check list, when you are low, task saturated, and gliding. His primary job is to “fly the airplane”, and maintain…