Megan, this was your best one yet. Meme time!!

Dear Santa Claus,

Agreed. Article author, how about adding this to the article?

If cutting can be tough, studies keep showing that frozen veggies are as healthy as fresh veggies, and they are typically pre-cut into segments. Sometimes when I’m tired after a long day, I just dump a couple of bags of frozen veggies and a bag of frozen chopped chicken into a pot of chicken broth. Add rice (or grain…

I love you for sharing this. Why is it that the little tweaks are always the greatest?

Agreed, konjac sponges are my new favorite facial exfoliator.

Holy shit. You’re right.

I was just about to ask exactly the same thing. I honestly can’t tell if that’s real or not. Good god.

I use mild (i.e. “bland”) body lotion on my face all the time. Especially if I just lotioned up my hands and have a little left...I pat it into my cheeks. Never seemed like a problem to me. (As you said in the article, I’m talking about stuff like Cetaphil lotion.)

Paula Begoun is constantly saying that eye cream is just face cream in a smaller container with a higher price tag. That has saved me a lot of angst (and money) over the years. I know there are some things you shouldn’t use around your eyes but as long as it’s a mild, simple face cream, it’s apparently 100% fine.

Not sure, but I’ve read that in a pinch you can use a dab of lotion to smooth your hairstyle if you don’t have any hair products on hand. Useful!

If this guy becomes President we will all feel like we are in a four year abusive marriage.

“We are always grateful to any rising literary man who does not fill us with physical loathing”

Yep. The phrase “well-intentioned”, especially when followed by “but”, is by definition a negative statement no matter how you slice it. It’s an acceptable statement if you’re *trying* to critique something, but it’s definitely expressing a negative opinion.

I thought that peeing in the shower was one of those things everyone secretly did, like picking your nose. I’m fascinated that there are people who actively avoid it. So now I have an honest question: if you need to pee while showering, do you actually towel off and get out of the shower to use the toilet and then…

It’s amazing how little good judgement some people have. I’m sure your employee didn’t even stop to think whether it might be a good idea to wear that particular charming getup to work.

I think you have a typo here: “the coiffure and suit of Caesar Flickman from the Hunger Games”. Isn’t it Flickerman?

Hey white boys: It’s time to act like a woman.

That’s my fear, that people will show up to support her. (No idea WHO would support her, but it’s the internets....I’m sure that someone will crawl out of some hole somewhere to give her moral support in her “time of need”.) She should be banned from all digital media devices.

A fellow HAV fan!! I’m so glad you posted this one.