Until I read your post, I thought those shirts were just people being ironic and digging on the vegetable. Like "Keep Calm and Kale On", or something like that. I'm being serious. I'm really glad you mentioned those shirts so now I know what the hell is going on (and that the wearer doesn't necessarily like baked…

I love everything about this post.

Does anybody know how/where the HBO Drew Barrymore film can be viewed? It's not currently on NetFlix Streaming. I'd love to see it.

I feel so old due to the fact that you had to explain what Twin Peaks was. I'm just gonna be over here now, cradling my log.

I just had to listen to a friend of a friend tell me how Fifty Shades of Grey is "an incredibly well-written book". I wanted to claw my eyes out.

What's going on around the side areas? Are there insets? That is gooooorgeous. Plus I adore the color!

Can someone educate me on this "Shade" thing... I feel like it must be an ITD reference, kinda like how over on Behind Closed Ovens we reference monogrammed thermoses (because of some post long ago).

I went dress shopping by myself and it was the best decision I've ever made. AFTER I chose the dress, then I brought all the different various people to the salon to see it (mom, MIL, MoH, etc etc etc). But it was brilliant to get to try on the dresses and find the one **I** liked best without worrying about…

Thank god they reported on this because just this morning I was looking in the mirror and thinking that my vagina really needed a good facial.

All-baby remake of Rosemary's Baby, complete with a baby playing the baby

"a BLATANT ATTEMPT to get FEMINAZIS to PUT THEIR CATS AND LAPTOPS DOWN FOR A SECOND"

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I don't really know how to get him to go for it, though...after just a few of these sorts of hypothetical questions, he just gets antsy and bored.

I feel exactly the same way and do just the same thing. There are many times in my life when it would have made an immeasurable difference to have a stranger say "I love your pants" or "Your hair looks great" or whatever random compliment they wanted to give. So I do the same to others. It also just makes me happy to…

THIS x100000000000000000000000000000000

I finally feel vindicated for my ongoing confusion over the difference between the two magazines. They were clearly just conjoined twins, separated at birth.

But check out how great the cat looks now!!

OMG Louis Tully/Amy Sedaris is the greatest idea ever.

YAY!!! This makes me so happy that you had a real-life Beezus moment.

I used to put on mascara and then while it was still wet, shake micro-glitter all over my eyelashes so it would stick. I called it "mirrorballing" and was convinced I was the hottest girl in the club. I can't believe I didn't scratch the shit out of my eyeballs.

Please tell me you've read the Ramona books and know what I'm talking about when I say thatt this makes me think SO much of when Beezus saves up her money to get a perm at the cosmetology school, and it comes out looking horrible.