I feel so old due to the fact that you had to explain what Twin Peaks was. I'm just gonna be over here now, cradling my log.

I just had to listen to a friend of a friend tell me how Fifty Shades of Grey is "an incredibly well-written book". I wanted to claw my eyes out.

I was thinking exactly the same thing. They look like she broke her arches and then just let them heal in a bizarre pointed position. And what is with her heel?? Does she have a silicone heel implant under there?

Her feet look disturbingly like little cloven hooves. Just sayin'.

What's going on around the side areas? Are there insets? That is gooooorgeous. Plus I adore the color!

Can someone educate me on this "Shade" thing... I feel like it must be an ITD reference, kinda like how over on Behind Closed Ovens we reference monogrammed thermoses (because of some post long ago).

I went dress shopping by myself and it was the best decision I've ever made. AFTER I chose the dress, then I brought all the different various people to the salon to see it (mom, MIL, MoH, etc etc etc). But it was brilliant to get to try on the dresses and find the one **I** liked best without worrying about…

Yep, my parents (who are great parents) had me go over to play with my best friend when she got chicken pox in the 3rd grade. This was before the vaccine existed and as alalai says, it was actually better (lesser of two evils) to catch when you were young than when you were an adult and it was more likely to have…

Waaaait....that's a really good point. I never thought about it that way. She IS an innocent, unlike the others that Spacey had killed (in Spacey's mind). Now I don't know what to think about the ending.

Thank god they reported on this because just this morning I was looking in the mirror and thinking that my vagina really needed a good facial.

All-baby remake of Rosemary's Baby, complete with a baby playing the baby

"a BLATANT ATTEMPT to get FEMINAZIS to PUT THEIR CATS AND LAPTOPS DOWN FOR A SECOND"

a Japanese psychology article titled, "Americans Will Buy Anything: A Study."

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I don't really know how to get him to go for it, though...after just a few of these sorts of hypothetical questions, he just gets antsy and bored.

I feel exactly the same way and do just the same thing. There are many times in my life when it would have made an immeasurable difference to have a stranger say "I love your pants" or "Your hair looks great" or whatever random compliment they wanted to give. So I do the same to others. It also just makes me happy to…

THIS x100000000000000000000000000000000

I finally feel vindicated for my ongoing confusion over the difference between the two magazines. They were clearly just conjoined twins, separated at birth.

But check out how great the cat looks now!!

OMG Louis Tully/Amy Sedaris is the greatest idea ever.

YAY!!! This makes me so happy that you had a real-life Beezus moment.