I used to put on mascara and then while it was still wet, shake micro-glitter all over my eyelashes so it would stick. I called it "mirrorballing" and was convinced I was the hottest girl in the club. I can't believe I didn't scratch the shit out of my eyeballs.

Please tell me you've read the Ramona books and know what I'm talking about when I say thatt this makes me think SO much of when Beezus saves up her money to get a perm at the cosmetology school, and it comes out looking horrible.

OH MY GOD how did you get a picture of the sandals I wore nearly every day for a while there??? I thought they were the greeeeeatest.

Colored fishnets + colored tights (of two different colors, natch) are ALWAYS WIN.

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Got it. Thanks!

Thank you - I was trying to piece this together from comments in all the different posts, and that was exactly the sort of concise summation that I was hoping someone would give. I think I get it now.

Wait...can you explain the distinction? Because I find this fascinating (and educational), but totally do not understand the difference. Does that mean that she did have sex, it just wasn't considered a sin?

Thank you for clarifying that. I always thought that it meant God made her pregnant. (After all, lots of old paintings show the little teensy baby coming down from heaven on a shaft of light...I always thought that meant God had sent that baby to land in her womb.)

BUT WHO CLEANS THE CAT BOXES???

Thumb rings good god I love it

OMG I need to see that episode.

A quarter Klingon? Talk about a pick-up line....

Me too! Everything you said! I was obsessed with DS9 too. I completely identify with what the article author was saying about recording all the episodes on VHS tape. I was mad fast on that pause button to cut out the commercials...

These sequins are suuuuuuper-classy....I think I've seen them before, on the Halloween Adventure Store knock-off Little Mermaid costumes.

I have always had exactly the same sentiment. Not a word I would choose for a store name unless I was planning to sell cute overalls and gingham shirts. Even then, actually...

It had built in nipples.

Seafoam green lace??

Agreed - the color is gorgeous on you. And that's a color that most people cannot wear at all. So it looks extra couture and special-order on you because you wouldn't normally find an off-the-shelf wedding dress in that color.

Well said.