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So does this mean that Verne Troyer is jumping the shark....in a shark costume? Talk about meta.

Hey, at least he's not trying to skate around the fact that he loves to entertain.

Rebeccawoman, I tried to woman you at woman o'clock like you asked, but I woman'nt womaned. How about woman woman woman woman woman woman? Woman?

Late last night, the outlaws known at the Cat Overlords successfully hacked into the Getty Images system. They proceeded to replace all the images of dogs with sausages, steaks, and veal cutlets. An anonymous note was released to the press, saying "Dogs are our meat. We will prevail!!!!!111!11"

I love you right now. Here are the other 4,999 stars that the system wouldn't allow me to give you.

Yep, similar feeling over here. Nicely articulated.

I support this woman plan! Who needs woman a dictionary when you can just woman?!

Poise, grace, beauty, and amazing talent. What a gal she was.

This is beyond horrid.

Oh sweet mother of margarine, that it absolutely Internet Perfection. Also it must be watched at full-screen. Words cannot describe the magic that just happened before my eyes.

Dear Summertime Santa,

Ah, thank you.

That guy is a Prancercise hack and has terrible form. Clearly he has not taken her Advanced Prancercise Weekend Seminar. I encourage him to attend any one of our weekly Prancercise Meet-Ups (coming soon to a town near you!!!) and we will be happy to give him tips on his form.

I first discovered Robin Williams via watching Mork & Mindy as a kid. I still remember the timeslot: 2:30-3 pm. That meant I could only watch it when I was sick, so I never minded being sick....it meant I would get to spend half an hour with one of the funniest, most joyful, happy adults I had ever encountered as a

What is this from? I don't think I've ever seen it. Is that....John Lithgow??

I immediately thought of him in One Hour Photo as well. He was incredible in that. Totally blew me away. I'd never seen that side of him, but I loved it (in a terrifyingly creepy way).

I think he would have appreciated this gif here. Thanks for the reminder of yet another perfectly delivered line and character.

The Birdcage is my all-time favorite Robin Williams movie. I can't even count how many times I've seen it. I still can't really believe he's gone.

Agreed - that was another equally wonderful and amazing side of Robin Williams (in Death To Smoochy). He was just incredible in that film.

bathing by a forest stream and drying your sparkly, dew-glistening body off with daisy petals and live squirrel tails all day