"Fat people are not allowed to eat "beautiful" foods that make them feel healthy and strong, because taking joy in meals is for thin people."

I wish this had been around when I had to get my wisdom teeth removed....man, that was too much bad TV that I watched.

Vasquez from Aliens!!!!! YES x1000!!

Yeah, I feel you on this one, actually. The whole thing was awkward to be sure, but in an honest and authentic way. At least he's making an effort. I have to admit I'd be more likely to respond to this than to many of the other messages you tend to receive on these services. If nothing else, I feel like this is…

This is amazing.

"Nipster"? Seriously??

I love that gif so much right now. Bless you for sharing it.

"The view is AMAZING from up here.

...I don't......um......idontgeteitherone. :(

Agreed x100000000

FUCK YEAH r.e. Portia's hair.

That's an interesting and insightful perspective. Thank you for sharing your own experiences.

OH MY GOD is that a real bunny???????

Legs?? We don't need no stinkin' legs!!!

Best comment of the day.

I can't wait until leg-o-mutton sleeves come back into style. For real, THAT is a sleeve.

Wow, that's really cool (and I'm impressed you can remember keep track of that - I would have good intentions but then immediately lose the receipts).

I love going to movies alone! There's something really fun about it.

But I love how you were trying, desperately, to find some crumb of logic there.

Agreed - that is a fantastic film and sadly forgotten.