No Goblin King? This clip is dead to me.

That wall/plug story is absolutely amazing. I cannot.....I don't even know where to start.

Midnight? Shall we meet at midnight? I am so in on this plan. ^_^

Out of curiousity, what are the "three products [Dr. Oz] called 'miracles'"?

YES. Thank you so much. Everyone forgets the 3 fairies in the original Disney animated film, who are absolutely the main protagonists (NOT Aurora). They are resourceful, determined, and also charmingly "human" in their imperfections and shortcomings (which just makes their resourcefulness and determination that much…

You paltry humans with your mono-directional vision!! As a member of the Skivgrathi alien race, MY eyes permit me to stare in multiple directions at once. I pity you all...even though I shall laugh when we take over your planet.

So, so true.

Agreed....I think they're all super-adorable and totally cute. Even their hideous li'l snaggle-grins. I love 'em!!!

This was EXACTLY MY SAME THOUGHT. Even down to the popcorn and watching of tv together.

"I forgot how much I loved fire..."

I vote for air circulation, because the science of stopping air circulation by closing a door that is still open at top and bottom is so wonderfully mind-bogglingly impossible.

P.S. Ooh they have it in blue! *happy*

Thank you!! I <3 Prime (despite their new insanely stupid Box system that now charges $5.99 to ship previously Prime items). And I would have completely gotten red. Bright colors rock at the gym!

Somehow that makes it even better.

"Stop throwing your garbage in the recycling bin. I'm sick of your stinky shit stinking up the bin. Put it in the damn garbage bin like a normal human being.

Your comment made me laugh out loud while drinking tea. Not a good combo. You win. :)

What.....is that??

I'm giving this article one star because my internet connection was running slow and I couldn't download or view any of the screencaps. Therefore because I couldn't read the article, I have deduced that it must suck and will rate it accordingly.

Also, your servers should all speak with bad fake Asian accents and I want to see a lot of bowing of the kind I expect because...Asian. Oh and hair sticks on all the girls. Also because Asian.

I really hope she never goes to the sushi restaurant near my house that employs a female sushi chef. When did females get permission to make sushi?? WHAT IS TEH WORLD COMING TO, PEEPLS.