Props for Paperman gif.

I'm not even kidding when I say that my S.O. and I regularly talk about how much we wish our cats would walk on leashes. We have fantasies of taking them to the park and walking them like little feline kings. (Don't worry, we would never actually do this, because they would be miserable. But it's fun to imagine,…

That was officially worse than the article about the 16" rat that wouldn't die.

"I think I get a mount at this level."

These would coordinate perfectly with my KANYE WEST HIP-HOP t-shirt!!!!

That sounds so much like something my mom would think and then do. Total generalization, but I love moms and their use/abuse (inadvertent) of new technology. :) Like when my mom figured out how to take a photo with her phone and texted me all excited to tell me about it. I love her.

That was my exact thought as well - how the hell can he be so calm??????? I actually thought it was a stunt at first, since he was so collected. I guess maybe the adrenaline takes over and keeps you from freaking out? I don't understand that at all. I think I would have been jumping up and down and then passing out…

I want to read the whole Bible as written by you. Please to make this happen.

Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

1. That will be beautiful when it's finished in the someday future. :) (I too have someday future projects...like The Neverending Marriage Sampler.)

Yes indeed. ^_^

Thank you. I was wondering about that, and you answered it with some very helpful graphics.

Is wearing a costume typically part of celebrating Purim?? (That's an honest question...)

Tilda is totally my secret best friend in my imagination and we have amazing dinner parties together.

The resulting VERY LARGE piece of stick in the photo is not distracting or bizarre in any way.

I would like to hire you as my new personal stylist, please.

How do people give their approval to have these clips aired??? (Presumably they are told at the end of the interview that the bands are fake....and yet they're still signing release forms for these clips to be aired????) I guess 15 minutes of fame is just that tempting...

Starter yurt? I am so there. (P.S. is it made out of cardboard? It looks suspiciously like cardboard. That just makes me love it more, 'cuz it means someone took the time and energy to build a cardboard yurt.)

I just love how the woman on the left is chowing down on a (very tasty-looking) pastrami sandwich throughout the entire thing.

There needs to be a separate term for that?? I mean, I'm all for the activity itself, but isn't it just cowgirl in a bathtub?