I've heard that before ("Aren't most murders hate crimes since they occur out of hate of some kind?) and have wondered about it as well. I'm interested to know how or why we draw a distinction between the hatred that drives certain crimes versus the hatred that drives other crimes. Is it the distinction between hatred…

That's it, I'm cancelling my wedding cake. I want a Celebration Fun-Cake instead.

An emotionally touching viral internet video turned out to be an advertising ploy????

I can't believe my life has gone this long without me ever having seen this. This is truly fantastic.

Portrait Of A Killer:

Is she wearing one of those Lady Gaga shoulder prosthetics?? It looks like it. More photoshop fail!

This seems like the perfect time to share several links to several poorly-researched "articles" suggesting that my way is right and your way is wrong. Also a random reference to an unrelated health problem, because it makes my case look stronger.

"in line at the DMV"....dear God, I'm sure somebody has actually done that. Or at least is right now reading this and thinking "what an amazing idea!!"

The look in her eyes at 1:26 SAYS IT ALL. It's only there for a brief instant, but if you watch, there's a clear flicker of terror at the realization she's trapped and this is happening whether she likes it or not.

As others said, just start sharing your opinion on that sort of thing whenever it is organically possible (e.g. in the checkout line if there's a picture on a tabloid cover with a big honking engagement ring, even if you don't usually read those tabloids, you can point at it and say "god, I sure wouldn't want that -…

YES a thousand time yes. If a girl did this to her guy, she would be a "crazy wacko stalker girlfriend" x1000.

Oil pulling..... *shudders*

I always loved this song in the original film.

I.....um.....are those the only two choices??

Is she wearing pants made out of one single extra large condom??

Apparently she lives in a Sephora. Or maybe just her bathroom is a Sephora.

Are they running a kitten film sweatshop over there or what?

I actually agree completely.

That was my immediate thought as well!!!!

Well, I'm very glad to hear that. I didn't know. I've just been seeing it discussed everywhere and was sad to hear it since I've always loved the idea of them being together. Thanks for letting me know so I can go back to blissfully ignoring tabloid covers. (Honestly, this was the first tabloid cover headline that I…