I usually give no fucks whatsoever about Hollywood romances, but I find myself really bummed out about Portia and Ellen breaking up. I always loved them as a couple and thought they were super-cute together. Waaah.

It has to be. As much as I want to believe it's real, just for the sheer headdeskery of it all, the wording seems too perfectly on-point to be real.

Well that seems entirely reasonable. I'm sure the price is totally justified based on the top-quality canvas materials, not to mention the hundreds of hours of labour that went into fraying each thread individually. Truly, we are an evolved people with our priorities in the right place.

Guuurl, when you own a purse that is this fabulous, it is for HIGH FASHION only, not for carrying keys or wallets! That's why you have personal servants. To carry all that proletariat stuff.

Yes, thank you - not enough people know about this. It's also worth noting that the Nazis rotated the swastika 45 degrees from its previous orientations (those shown in your post image). Their "version" was on a diagonal.

Oh my god he's holding one painted exactly like the one in the movie. If I can't buy one of these, come December 2014, I will be weeping hot tears of misery.

"ALL YOUR CONE ARE BELONG TO US"

That....must be trolling. It has to be. Doesn't it???

But that would be amazing in a whole different way...

"Diet Coke is there to support them"

And tomorrow's headline: "California's Water Witches in Heated Standoff with California's Earth, Air, and Fire Witches"

Seconded.

This required a double-take and is possibly the greatest purse in humanity. I would love to know how many thousands of dollars it costs. Also, this evening I'll definitely be stopping by my grocery to pick up a styrofoam meat tray so that I can DIY up my own version of this for work tomorrow. HIGH FASHION 4 LIFE.

Food is sooooo ironic nowadays. Didn't you know???

I've never understood it either, but your post made me think of this semi-related Vine:

I love the texture of this coat - it looks like it was made from the skin of a bantha or some other Star Wars universe creature. Also I'm feeling a strong Fifth Element vibe.

Let's take bets on how many years before they bring back this logo design for a "limited time" as part of a "retro/vintage" celebration. I'm betting 15 years.

I feel exactly the same way (for similar family dinner reasons) about The Old Spaghetti Factory. If they ever changed their logo, I would probably cry.

When I was in college, anytime they had mashed potatoes on the hot food line, I would ask the server to serve it to me as a big scoop atop an ice-cream cone I had grabbed from the soft-serve machine. I did this solely because it disgusted my friends so much to watch me eat it. Ah college.....fond memories.

I've already watched this about 10 times now. I don't know what I love more - the dog's infinite patience, or the kitten's boundless tenacity.