I just love the fact someone out there is spending quality time making Ghostbuster costumes for kittens. That's awesome.

That was even more powerful than I thought it would be. I figured it would just be touching because it was two sisters dancing together, but for it to be such a thoughtful and deep commentary....wow. Just wow.

I always did exactly the same thing when going on online dates. I would write down ALL the information on the person that I had, plus where I was going, and instruct them that if I didn't call them by XX time they should call the police. I don't think it's overkill, not in this day and age (sadly). It's better to be…

I once knew someone who subscribed to one of those airline in-flight magazines like "Airlines Weekly". I didn't even know that was possible.

I love the kid who thinks these phones were what everyone used 10 years ago ("these phones were awesome...10 years ago...but now technology has advanced".)

Totally agree - shenanigans was my first thought as well.

I find that threatening all of my friends regularly is the best way to keep them in line. How else am I going to get them to wear those Kardashian outfits I forced them to buy? Or memorize the scripts I've written for their dialogue when we hang out together? Having friends is such hard work!

Ah, the glory days of 1980s shoulderpads. Unmistakeable even when rendered into miniature infographic illustrations.

Waaaait.....so she's marrying her bike?? Is that actually the take-away from this article??

One of my best friends in college loved ketchup sandwiches. Two slices of white bread, slathered in ketchup, make it a sandwich. Out of curiousity, does this sound appealing to anyone else? Because I just could not get on that bandwagon.

Your host? I am hoping against hope that this means I am actually conversing with a hyper-intelligent tapeworm?

Anyone else like to read while walking? I've been doing it for years and used to get stares from random strangers and even people hollering "don't trip and bust yer face open!" Now everyone's too busy wexting to even give me a second look when I'm walkin' with a book. Ah sweet irony.

Handy-dandy "Dial-A-Servant" module installed on the table, I see. I appreciate being able to summon my gardener or equestrian trainer at 30,000 feet.

The next time any of my male friends get uppity, shall I just threaten "genital discomfort"? Yes, I think I shall.

Pfft. That designer has broken the cardinal rule of paper-doll design - don't make the base outfit into something that shows when other garments are put onto the figure!!!

Isn't that the name of Beyonce's new album? Naked With Cash?

Yeah, that was pretty much my question too.

Oh I'm totally glad that you did it!!! You picked the perfect image.

No no, he's a Cake Maker with a Large Penis Cup.

All the kids can finally buy those normcore outfits they've been craving!!!