Food is sooooo ironic nowadays. Didn't you know???

I've never understood it either, but your post made me think of this semi-related Vine:

I love the texture of this coat - it looks like it was made from the skin of a bantha or some other Star Wars universe creature. Also I'm feeling a strong Fifth Element vibe.

Let's take bets on how many years before they bring back this logo design for a "limited time" as part of a "retro/vintage" celebration. I'm betting 15 years.

I feel exactly the same way (for similar family dinner reasons) about The Old Spaghetti Factory. If they ever changed their logo, I would probably cry.

When I was in college, anytime they had mashed potatoes on the hot food line, I would ask the server to serve it to me as a big scoop atop an ice-cream cone I had grabbed from the soft-serve machine. I did this solely because it disgusted my friends so much to watch me eat it. Ah college.....fond memories.

I've already watched this about 10 times now. I don't know what I love more - the dog's infinite patience, or the kitten's boundless tenacity.

I just love the fact someone out there is spending quality time making Ghostbuster costumes for kittens. That's awesome.

That was even more powerful than I thought it would be. I figured it would just be touching because it was two sisters dancing together, but for it to be such a thoughtful and deep commentary....wow. Just wow.

I always did exactly the same thing when going on online dates. I would write down ALL the information on the person that I had, plus where I was going, and instruct them that if I didn't call them by XX time they should call the police. I don't think it's overkill, not in this day and age (sadly). It's better to be…

I once knew someone who subscribed to one of those airline in-flight magazines like "Airlines Weekly". I didn't even know that was possible.

I love the kid who thinks these phones were what everyone used 10 years ago ("these phones were awesome...10 years ago...but now technology has advanced".)

Totally agree - shenanigans was my first thought as well.

I find that threatening all of my friends regularly is the best way to keep them in line. How else am I going to get them to wear those Kardashian outfits I forced them to buy? Or memorize the scripts I've written for their dialogue when we hang out together? Having friends is such hard work!

Ah, the glory days of 1980s shoulderpads. Unmistakeable even when rendered into miniature infographic illustrations.

Waaaait.....so she's marrying her bike?? Is that actually the take-away from this article??

One of my best friends in college loved ketchup sandwiches. Two slices of white bread, slathered in ketchup, make it a sandwich. Out of curiousity, does this sound appealing to anyone else? Because I just could not get on that bandwagon.

Your host? I am hoping against hope that this means I am actually conversing with a hyper-intelligent tapeworm?

Anyone else like to read while walking? I've been doing it for years and used to get stares from random strangers and even people hollering "don't trip and bust yer face open!" Now everyone's too busy wexting to even give me a second look when I'm walkin' with a book. Ah sweet irony.

Handy-dandy "Dial-A-Servant" module installed on the table, I see. I appreciate being able to summon my gardener or equestrian trainer at 30,000 feet.