The next time any of my male friends get uppity, shall I just threaten "genital discomfort"? Yes, I think I shall.

Pfft. That designer has broken the cardinal rule of paper-doll design - don't make the base outfit into something that shows when other garments are put onto the figure!!!

Isn't that the name of Beyonce's new album? Naked With Cash?

Yeah, that was pretty much my question too.

Oh I'm totally glad that you did it!!! You picked the perfect image.

No no, he's a Cake Maker with a Large Penis Cup.

All the kids can finally buy those normcore outfits they've been craving!!!

DAMMIT you beat me to it. But I love you for it since it means I'm not the only one with this reaction. ^_^

And does it relate to who you are as well? For instance, if the people shown at the top of the page were to say "We're wearing these garments ironically," would that count and now they would be edgy? Or do you have to be edgy before you dress normally, so that you end up once again as edgy?

Sadly, I usually don't eat enough to make an all-you-can-eat experience worth it, either. That's not some kind of weird foodbragging, I just don't feel like I'm getting my money's worth. But I still love the idea of it!

So the hip new way to express your individuality is to forfeit inviduality and dress "normally", i.e. like everyone else....and by doing so, you become more of an individual?

The uncensored REAL quote:

They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

I don't know if I'm suddenly starving or suddenly disgusted.

Yes, thank you. I was trying to figure out how to voice that but you did it quite nicely.

"Darth Vadar-esque"????? Is that really the best description they could come up with for the new villain?? What a cop-out.

I think I'd enjoy these a lot more if I weren't a total alcohol lightweight. I can't put away bloody marys/mimosas at any rate that makes the cost of these brunches worthwhile.

I just made beet soup last week. Then I discovered it was even better the next day when it was cold. And then....I realized I was essentially eating borscht, and my head exploded a little.

YES!!! I had exactly the same thought. TO AN UNCANNY DEGREE.

30 Rock, right? Yes, I am woefully behind the times. I really need to get on the 30 Rock bandwagon already.