Please send him to me IMMEDIATELY. I must give him all the hugs.

Link please? So those of us who have never seen the original can indulge...

Although if McDonald's ever decided to open its own airlines, this would be the perfect stewardess outfit...

I can just wear my purse over my boobs??? And all this time I've been buying regular shirts and regular purses.....LIKE A SUCKER.

Exactly my thought. Thank you.

Rorschach? Is that you?

8th Rule: If it's your first night at Fashion Would You Rather, you HAVE to choose an outfit.

1. I love this new feature so much that I want to marry it.

I have ALWAYS wanted to have this exact dinner party, so I am incredibly happy to read about yours!! That Tuna Jell-O thing is beyond terrifying, though.

SOON.

I want to be a sexy doily for Halloween.

Politics aside, can I just say I want that hairstyle (and blouse). I really need to hurry up and learn how to do great braids on myself. I can do them all day long on other people's heads, but when I try on my own head, it's like a hedgehog just rolled around for a while and then said "You haz hairstyle!!"

I can't stop laughing over the people searching for "porn". In the porn search engine. Uh.......

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Me three!

This is why I basically just eat whole grains, leafy green organic vegetables, and home-cooked beans nowadays.

What I learned from this video: the girls from the iconic Robert Palmer music video are alive and well in Germany, working at a superstore.

Speak the truth...am I a loser for actually never having seen this film?

I'll join ya, especially if we get glasses of wine! I think this is the point in the "new business venture" lifecycle where we just make up our own certification process. As follows:

Thank god, because for thousands of years people have been unable to have threesomes due to a lack of enabling technology. I know there certainly weren't any threesomes back in ancient Rome. If only they had had iPhones....then the orgies could have really started. That's why all the Romans just had plain two-person…