This is an idea that can't fail......I personally buy all my major appliances based solely on the sexiness of the salesperson. That gal who sold me the walk-in washer/dryer combo was a fox, lemme tell you.

Exactly - a toupee for your crotch.

Just wait until you hear my elevator pitch......

DAMMIT you know just what to say to make me pull out my pocketbook :)

Oh my gosh I love that you are wearing a bird on your head!!! I want to be your best friend. :)

I wish I were a cleaning woman at a museum because tomorrow I would totally take a bag of trash and dump it on the floor in one of the museum wings, and then tell the press that it was an art installation and a statement on the inequalities of art visualo-consumption via class/role inequities.

Interesting! Well I'll have to try it again. Thanks.

I think it's obvious that the real reason AA's merkins-on-mannequins strategy isn't working is because they aren't selling actual merkins in their stores. Duh, American Apparel. If you're going to advertise it in the window, sell it in the store!! I'm confident there is a large consumer demand for American-made…

Well that's it...once I use up my Smashbox primer (which I have been using in weensy little amounts to make it last), I'm switching over to the Anti-Chafing Gel.

*sings* "Oh Dunderbeck, oh Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean...to ever have invented that sausage meat machine?"

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Everyone raves about it so I tried it and it seemed like it had absolutely zero coverage (like none at all, not just "light", but "zilch"). Was I doing something wrong?

As a former "product whore", I'm guessing that means you've tried the gamut of all concealers...so do you think that Touche Eclat is worth the price tag? I ask because I keep wanting to try it, but the price is hard to stomach. My compromise for now is MUFE concealer which seems pretty great to me...but should I suck…

I feel your pain cuz I still hate John Frieda for discontinuing the corresponding line for redheads. There were even two versions - one for "bright reds" and one for "dark reds". They were awesome. Now I have to use Aveda which of course smells like heaven and who doesn't love Aveda, BUT it's like four times as…

I was wondering that too...

I've been using these lately and really liking them too!!!

Waaaait....are you trolling us? Because I desperately want to believe this is actually real. You can use it all over your face? Like every day??

Dammit Katy P, my Halloween costume list is already full for 2014!!!

Why doesn't this come in MY mail???

Did she raid Maleficent's ring collection? Because those are some seriously bad-ass rings.